Your Man in Japan

1. Q. What do you need? A.A college/university degree from a country where English is the main language. Examples are: The USA, Canada, The UK, Australia, New Zealand, and South Africa. 2. Q. What if I don’t have a degree? A. If you qualify (usually you have to be 18-30 years of age) and if […]

How Not to Get Groped in Japan. (J-Culture!) Josei no bōhan • anzen taisaku =Safety measures to prevent crimes against women 電車中の痴漢対策 Densha chū no chikan taisaku = How to deal with a perv on the train/subway. 1. 混んでいる時間帯、乗車場所（階段・改札付近）をできる限り避ける。 Kondeiru jikantai, jōsha basho（kaidan ・ kaisatsu fukin） wo dekirukagiri sakeru. = During rush hour, avoid the […]

My video explaining  the Nico Video:   Original video. [ニコ生] 街中で「893こいやコラ！」と叫んで拉致られそうになる http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXJLDz7PI9c ————————————————————- Vocabulary in video: ２：３０～４：３０ はい、暴力売られました、今。ヤクザっぽい人に暴力売られました。 = Hai bouryoku uraremashita ima. Yakuzappoi hito ni bouryoku uraremashita. (He provoked violence now. The person who looks like Yakuza just provoked violence.) 喧嘩を売るkenka wo uru = to pick a fight (literally to sell a fight) っぽい […]

Two videos on this: My reenactment. The script: JISAKUJIEN 自作自演: literally, self produced, self acted, a charade 高嶋政伸 Takashima, Masanobu: T 美元/みをん Mion: M T: バカ女が。Baka onna ga . Stupid woman! T: 死んじま   え、てめえなんか。Shinjimae , temee nan ka. Die! You! M: それに不満なんかないよ。Sore ni fuman nan ka naiyo. And I never said I was not satisfied. T: […]

On March 11th at about 2:45pm I was talking on Skype to Ken Tanaka when the building started shaking. I was not too concerned but yelled EARTHQUAKE a few times to Ken and grabbed Maggie and ran down 10 flights of stairs. Made this video then. So I’ve just spent an hour trying to find […]

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