Your Man in Japan

My video explaining  the Nico Video:

 

Original video.
[ニコ生] 街中で「893こいやコラ！」と叫んで拉致られそうになる

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXJLDz7PI9c

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Vocabulary in video:

２：３０～４：３０

はい、暴力売られました、今。ヤクザっぽい人に暴力売られました。
= Hai bouryoku uraremashita ima. Yakuzappoi hito ni bouryoku uraremashita.
(He provoked violence now. The person who looks like Yakuza just provoked violence.)

喧嘩を売るkenka wo uru = to pick a fight (literally to sell a fight)

っぽい ppoi = ish

来る kuru = to come

来て kite = TE form of KURU
なんでしょうか？はい、来て下さい。来て下さい。
= Nandeshouka? Hai, kite kudasai. Kite kudasai.
= What do you want? (Or What is it?) Please come, Please come.

ふざけんのもいい加減にしろよ。
= Fuzaken nomo iikagen ni shiro yo.
= That’s enough. Don’t give me shit.

お前がいい加減にしろよ。
= Omae ga iikagen ni shiroyo.
= Don’t give ME shit!
ヤクザなんすか？
= Yakuza nansu ka?
= Are you Yakuza?

 

何ですか nandesuka –> なんすか nansuka

俺、大友組っすよ。大友組ですよ。
= Ore Ootomokumi ssuyo. Ootomo kumi desuyo.
= I belong to Otomo Family. You know Otomo family. (Yakuza group)

だからどうした？
= Dakara doushita?
= So what?

なんだてめえ
= Nanda temee
= Who’s the fuck are you?

あっ、パソコンなぶんないで下さい。
= Ah, pasokon nabunnaide kudasai.
= Ah, please don’t touch the computer.

あなた録画されているんでね。
= Anata rokuga sareterun dene.
= I am recording you. You know…

すみません、ちょっとお客様の迷惑になりますので…..
= Sumimasen. Chotto okyaku sama no meiwaku ni narimasu node.
= I am sorry but this will bother other customers so…

はよ出てよ
= Hayo dete yo.
= Get out here now

あっここから帰さないって、警察、警察呼ぼうぜ、帰さないって
= Ah koko kara kaesanai tte. Keisatsu, keisetsu yobouze, Kaesanaitte
= He said he is not going to let me leave from here. Let’s call Police, He said he won’t let me leave here.

じゃあ、１０９、あ１００しよ　暴力ふってきたのあっちだよね
= jaa ichimaru kyu ah ichi maru zero shiyo. Bouryoku futte kita no acchi dayone.
= Then dial 109, I will call “100” He is the one who became violent.
普通に１１０番しよ。
= Futsuu ni hyakutouban shiyo.
= I will dial “110” just like that.

From the comments:
こんなに馬鹿馬鹿しい子供がいる限り、日本の未来は暗いです
Konnani bakabakashii kodomo ga iru kagiri nihon no mirai wa kurai desu.
= As long as we have stupid kids like this, Japan’s future is bleak

カッコ悪い kakkowarui = not cool